Jimmy MacGill's definitions
A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
by Jimmy MacGill June 22, 2016
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