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Spider Monkey
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The act of
distracting
your partner
yelling
"SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz
all over
their face.
Spider
Monkey
That Hoe
!
Spider Monkey
by
Jimmy Longshot
January 14, 2010
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