Jimmy Kimmel 's definitions

Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.

Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

scientology

A Satanic cult that makes you fat.

I think they're in cahoots with Jenny Craig.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005