Definitions by Jimmy Joey Bobby

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)

co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"

wasturbate by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011