Definitions by Jimmy Jammerson

gorse pockets 

A New Zealand term for a kiwi that is tight and has scrooge type behaviour.

Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...

Dave; I've been out with Johno for two nights in a row for beerzies... he hasn't bought a one yet......
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!

gorse pockets by Jimmy Jammerson June 4, 2018

jamalayadingdong 

When you feel a situation needs defining but there are no words to describe it. Originates from Jamaican and West Indian cultures.

Dam girl dem boys were jamalayadingdonging da house down tonight!

Peter had a problem with his rear pant area after a strong cough... apparently it was all jamalayadingdonged

jamalayadingdong by Jimmy Jammerson May 7, 2018