1 definition by Jimmy Harda
The resident moron in a rural communtiy in Huron county. Often drunk and always wearing the same stained jogging pants, Turnip is probably the most unpleasent person you will ever meet.
1. What's that smell? Did Turnip shit his pants again?
2. Thank god your here Turnip! I was wondering when all the girls were going to disappear.
2. Thank god your here Turnip! I was wondering when all the girls were going to disappear.
by Jimmy Harda June 8, 2005