Definitions by Jimji

Duffnut 

Person who acts foolish, dumb, imbecilic to play off as innocent and get away with petty crime and lies.

Comes from the word doughnut. One who is ‘dumb’ might say the word ‘duffnut’ instead hence where the term comes from.

Friend: dude where did all the Doritos go? (Has red Dorito laced fingers)
Me: you duffnut! you know exactly where they went..

Duffnut by Jimji March 25, 2019

Burned 

The act of getting effed over by someone or something in authority/power over you, especially in an unfair situation.

Me: My company let me go because of a technicality on my work reports.

Friend: dude it sucks when you get burned.

Burned by Jimji March 25, 2019

Schplitting 

The act of wanting/having to poop while sitting on any other chair except the toilet. Sometimes in pain or agony depending on severity.

Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)

I had to poop but I was waiting for the bus to get home so I was sitting there schplitting.

Schplitting by Jimji March 25, 2019