JimTimH.'s definitions

Websturd

A Websturd is a person who knowingly publishes false, incorrect or otherwise untrue information on the Internet just to fuck with people or to be either funny or to self-aggrandize oneself for any purpose.

"You can't believe anything you read or see from him published on the Internet. He's a "Websturd." He"ll say or do anything to fuck you up. His motto is why let the truth get in the way of a good laugh.

by JimTimH. June 29, 2016

Hershey Schmear

A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.

I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.

I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back

Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.

by JimTimH. August 13, 2012