1 definition by Jim J Toohey
When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
by Jim J Toohey February 19, 2014