Definitions by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones

ditzbang 

(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.

Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....

ditzbang by Jim "Bigg Dawgg" Jones September 8, 2006