Axexual

Not your friends, enemies, girls, boys, or anyone in between. Love nothing but the taste of blood and your axe.

"Of course, I'd love to date you! You'll just have to meet my axe."
"You mean ex?"
"Axe. You'll have to meet it, 50% stick, 50% blade, 100% awesome, in the face. I'm axexual, you know.

by Jim's sandwich July 27, 2021

axexual

Not friends, enemies, boys, girls, or anyone in between. Love nothing but the smell of blood, and of course, your axe.

"Of course, I'd be thrilled to date you, but you'd have to meet my axe."
"Ex?"
"Axe. You'd have to meet it, 50% stick, 50% blade, 100% awesome, in the face. I'm axexual, you know?

by Jim's sandwich July 27, 2021

palegenoicarphicistrailinonophiligontralindosis

This is the word for when you have an extreme urge to stop what your doing and do something insane.

My friend had a had a horrible case of palegenoicarphicistrailinonophiligontralindosis the other day, so he started dancing down the hall, yelling "I shot the sheriff!" over and over.

by Jim's sandwich September 13, 2018

Disappendomonic

This word describes a paradox in which a area of space is secluded from the rest of existence. It could describe an alternate dimension that is inaccessible to all else, or, used in a metaphoric sense, a feeling of not belonging and loneliness. This word was inspired by the latin root dis, which means apart as well as appendix, and dom. The appendix is what ties a book, or, it's second definition, organs together. Latin, dom means a space or domain. These combined creates "not-connected-domain." This word, like said before, describes an ultimately disconnected universe, or a feeling of ultimate desolation.

Every high schooler on the planet: "Sometimes I feel disappendomonic when at school. I don't belong."

Aspiring scientist: "Astonishing! This reality seems to be shockingly disappendomonic! There seems to be no resemblance, let alone an entrance, between our worlds."

by Jim's sandwich November 12, 2019