Jim's friend's definitions

ass burrito

a large, well formed turd

Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.

by jim's friend October 2, 2011

dropping a duce

1. taking a shit
2. making number two

I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.

by Jim's friend June 2, 2008

fried baloney

an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.

Damn, I'll bet Cher has some nasty fried baloney down there.

by jim's friend November 26, 2007