Jewels87's definitions

Shaakir

Someone who has no idea that they “1 hunnit” % have favourite person potential. They are super talented, and fun to be around. They love big TV guy and would never name their son Chad.

The kind of guy that will have a lamp in their house, but not just any lamp... A lamp from an old 70’s porno, with a bowl of oranges in front for show.

Did you see that lamp? That’s so shaakir to have.

by Jewels87 June 12, 2018

Shaakir

Often mistaken for Shakira. But his hips do lie.

Oh look it’s shakira!!... oh wait. It’s only shaakir.

by Jewels87 June 12, 2018