Definitions by Jethro Skull

perishabullshit 

noun - imaginary items that are supposedly in danger of being ruined or going bad quickly

I ran into Gregg in the parking lot when I was leaving the grocery store after picking up a few cleaning supplies, and had to make up some perishabullshit about ice cream melting in my grocery bag to get away from the dude.

perishabullshit by Jethro Skull September 14, 2018