Jesus is watching you sleep's definitions

Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020

Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Bleach

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Shag

Wanting to have sexual intercourse

I want to shag my cat

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 8, 2020

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 4, 2020