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Drinking Paint

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020

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Shag

Wanting to have sexual intercourse

I want to shag my cat

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 8, 2020

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Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 4, 2020

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Bleach

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

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Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

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