Definitions by Jesus is watching you sleep

Apple 

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

Apple by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Bleach 

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

Bleach by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

Triangular square by Jesus is watching you sleep August 4, 2020

Drinking Paint 

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

Drinking Paint by Jesus is watching you sleep June 9, 2020

Shag

Wanting to have sexual intercourse

I want to shag my cat

Shag by Jesus is watching you sleep June 8, 2020