Definitions by Jesus J.A.P.

J.A.P.opotamus 

Jewish American Princess to the 10th power. A Jewish female who is bitchy, spoiled, gold-digging, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, overbearing, selfish and high maintenance in the absolute extreme.

Don: Holy shit, Saul is marring a fucking J.A.P.

Harry: No man. He's marrying a fucking J.A.P.opotamus.

J.A.P.opotamus by Jesus J.A.P. February 19, 2011