Definitions by Jesus's pet dinosaur

Zoomie zoomie juice

A can of energy drink i.e Monster Energy or Red Bull

Hey bro could you get me some zoomie zoomie juice, I'm starting to crash

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A cheap slut who will only have sex for money, regardless of how much s/he is paid

Ugh, look who just walked in, it's that loblolly, Alexis

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