Definitions by Jesus's pet dinosaur

Zoomie zoomie juice 

A can of energy drink i.e Monster Energy or Red Bull

Hey bro could you get me some zoomie zoomie juice, I'm starting to crash

Zoomie zoomie juice by Jesus's pet dinosaur November 16, 2021

Loblolly 

A cheap slut who will only have sex for money, regardless of how much s/he is paid

Ugh, look who just walked in, it's that loblolly, Alexis

Loblolly by Jesus's pet dinosaur January 5, 2018