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Definitions by Jesus's Crackrocks

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.
"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."
Simp by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020