Jessica Vandermond's definitions

Walton

Anglo-Saxon for One Who Guards the Wall. People named Walton who have people call them "Walt" are rejecting over 1000 years of heritage and are fags.

Option 1
- "Hi, I'm Walton"

- "Hi Walton, what a cool name. Can I call you Walt?"

- "No."

- "Wow, you are so awesome!"

Option 2
- "Hi, my name is Walton, but you can call me Walt."

- "Fag."

by Jessica Vandermond February 4, 2010