Definitions by Jess Hogan
Texas Barrel Smoker
A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.
Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.
Texas Barrel Smoker by Jess Hogan June 21, 2006
cockvice
Braaflat said the only reason he stayed with her so long is because she had a cockvice, and it made him feel like a bigger man.
cockvice by Jess Hogan November 30, 2003