Jess Hogan's definitions

Texas Barrel Smoker

A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.

Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.

by Jess Hogan June 21, 2006

cockvice

A women with a really tight vagina.

Braaflat said the only reason he stayed with her so long is because she had a cockvice, and it made him feel like a bigger man.

by Jess Hogan November 30, 2003