Jess Hanch & Nikkii Rodrigues's definitions

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

kajillion

a reallyreallyreally big number. but not infinity.

amylee is a kajillion times better than your face.

by Jess Hanch & Nikkii Rodrigues July 3, 2008

flip-shit

fuck this

if something is too difficult say “flip shit” and quit...
coach: "okay were going to do 6x400 butterfly for time"
everyone in pool: "FLIP-SHIT!" ::goes to bathroom/lockeroom::

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

clicker

1.) remote control
2.) car directional/signal

1.) hey can you pass me the clicker
2.) youre clicker is so obnoxious it makes me want to eat younglings

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

nose goes

BEST GAME EVER. if you do not want to do something like cleaning or getting off your lazy ass for cake then you touch your nose and say "nose goes" and the last person to do that, must be non lazy.

hanch: "i want cake...::touches nose:: nose goes!!!
alana: ::touches nose:: "nose goes!!!"
emily: ::touches nose:: "nose goes!!!"
nikkii: "damn it!" ::walks into kitchen, gets big cake::

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008