Definitions by Jerry Sid

The Big Orange Box 

What Lowes employees call Home Depot.

Dale: If you're looking for the "Echo" brand of weedeaters, you need to go to the big orange box.

The Big Orange Box by Jerry Sid July 30, 2014

Skinny-Fat 

Someone who can eat a crap load of junk food and still look like a beanpole. Since they have a high metabolism, they can't seem to gain weight no matter how much they eat.

Lucas is so friggin skinny-fat. He eats ten ice cream bars, two bags of fritoes and five cans of mountain dew each day and somehow he still looks like a walking rib cage.

Skinny-Fat by Jerry Sid July 30, 2014