Definitions by Jerry Lee Lewis

Alpha Romeo 

NOT to be confused with ALFA ROMEO (an Italian brand of automobile), ALPHA ROMEO (ROMEO like ROMEO & JULIET) is similar to ALPHA MALE, but, whereas ALPHA MALE refers to the BEST MAN, be he the "best athlete", "best fighter", or "best womanizer", etc, ALPHA ROMEO means "best womanizer" PERIOD.

Elvis was the Alpha Romeo of our group; always scoring with the chicks.

Alpha Romeo by Jerry Lee Lewis December 20, 2006

GILTE

Girl
I'd
Love
To
Eat

Britney Spears is definitely a GILTE.

GILTE by Jerry Lee Lewis December 20, 2006

great balls of fire! 

An extreme case of JockItch.

... goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

great balls of fire! by Jerry Lee Lewis November 28, 2006