Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes
Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips
Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much
by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025
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