3 definitions by Jericho Machiavelli
By far one of the sexiest girls on the planet. A super romantic, athletic, intellectual. She will challenge your wit and your willingness to commit but if you win her with charm she will cling to your arms. She has a love for art and is very infatuated with mountain side coffee shop vibes. A lover of classical music, she will never judge you for your niche and esoteric tastes.
J: Wow that girl is a stunner, she must be a Zothampari
A: How do you know?
J: She looks like she is glowing after biking 30 miles and is now on her way to go paint the Sistine Chapel.
A: Oh wow…te amo Zothy
A: How do you know?
J: She looks like she is glowing after biking 30 miles and is now on her way to go paint the Sistine Chapel.
A: Oh wow…te amo Zothy
by Jericho Machiavelli November 23, 2021
See examples.
1 ) the hipster does the beneficial thing but is too lazy to fight for other people to do the same )
2 ) the hipster does the beneficial action but gets off at the fact that he is the unique person in a world of people who do the negative action)
3) possibly a person who finds the definition of words on urbandictionary.com to be pure ART due to their crude/funny/common-man nature. )
4 )possibly a person who types up ambiguous definitions of the term hipster )
5 ) possibly a person who enjoys blogging in lower case letters only due to their uniqueness and the love of the art of being unique
6 ) possibly a person who uses a modern day ( 2011 ) outlet such as urbandictionary.com to admit that they are a hipster ( despite the fact that admitting you are a hipster is the biggest stigma of hipster culture ).
7 ) A person who would type such a definition a feel as though they have betrayed the "Underground Sophisticated Artists God of the Universe" ( the god being a metaphor for the character itself )
8 ) One who types urbandictionary.com defintions of the term "hipster" while high on marijuana and while drunk off of two beers
9 ) People who know a lot and because of this act differently and SOMETIMES negatively to people who don't know the generally fun fact information they know.
10 ) They are not all mean. Some really are smart people who are willing to be nice to people because they realize that people will understand their character in a more
1 ) the hipster does the beneficial thing but is too lazy to fight for other people to do the same )
2 ) the hipster does the beneficial action but gets off at the fact that he is the unique person in a world of people who do the negative action)
3) possibly a person who finds the definition of words on urbandictionary.com to be pure ART due to their crude/funny/common-man nature. )
4 )possibly a person who types up ambiguous definitions of the term hipster )
5 ) possibly a person who enjoys blogging in lower case letters only due to their uniqueness and the love of the art of being unique
6 ) possibly a person who uses a modern day ( 2011 ) outlet such as urbandictionary.com to admit that they are a hipster ( despite the fact that admitting you are a hipster is the biggest stigma of hipster culture ).
7 ) A person who would type such a definition a feel as though they have betrayed the "Underground Sophisticated Artists God of the Universe" ( the god being a metaphor for the character itself )
8 ) One who types urbandictionary.com defintions of the term "hipster" while high on marijuana and while drunk off of two beers
9 ) People who know a lot and because of this act differently and SOMETIMES negatively to people who don't know the generally fun fact information they know.
10 ) They are not all mean. Some really are smart people who are willing to be nice to people because they realize that people will understand their character in a more
positive light with more respect if they act nice.
11 ) People who type urbandictionary.com definitions of the term hipster in a positive way to show people that not all young art students who brag a lot about having cool artsy scene experiences and also have artistic glory as well as knowing a library of fun facts are mean or pretentious people. People who write because their is a lacking in the modern world of the real unknown humble and starving artists not getting love because too many damn negative hipsters are competing in the world against positive hipsters.
Some hipsters believe there are positive and negative hipsters. Positive hipsters don't slander the name of hipsters causing society to view them as a lazy group of people.
Wait!??!
Maybe people who agree with this AREN'T HIPSTERS at all?! What if we "Positive Nice Hipsters" are something entirely different? What if some of us are truly ARTIST OF BEING HUMBLE and HUMBLE ARTISTS. We will never know because society deams those who except that they belong to those terms are automatically deamed hipsters due to an automatic assumption that the individual probably ISN'T that great of an artist or genius. Someone who understands the beauty of this definition being an example in a way of the true lows a person can go to in terms of being a "nerdy internet blogger or bitcher" while also being an auto journal.
11 ) People who type urbandictionary.com definitions of the term hipster in a positive way to show people that not all young art students who brag a lot about having cool artsy scene experiences and also have artistic glory as well as knowing a library of fun facts are mean or pretentious people. People who write because their is a lacking in the modern world of the real unknown humble and starving artists not getting love because too many damn negative hipsters are competing in the world against positive hipsters.
Some hipsters believe there are positive and negative hipsters. Positive hipsters don't slander the name of hipsters causing society to view them as a lazy group of people.
Wait!??!
Maybe people who agree with this AREN'T HIPSTERS at all?! What if we "Positive Nice Hipsters" are something entirely different? What if some of us are truly ARTIST OF BEING HUMBLE and HUMBLE ARTISTS. We will never know because society deams those who except that they belong to those terms are automatically deamed hipsters due to an automatic assumption that the individual probably ISN'T that great of an artist or genius. Someone who understands the beauty of this definition being an example in a way of the true lows a person can go to in terms of being a "nerdy internet blogger or bitcher" while also being an auto journal.
by Jericho Machiavelli January 29, 2011
On the Hierarchy of how comfortable one can be with male genitalia, Dick Casual appears towards the higher part of the scale.
A person who is Dick Casual is tends to be quite casual around dick.
In terms of men, being Dick Casual doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. It only means you are casual around dick.
In terms of ladies, being dick casual might be looked down upon within your gender group. Women may try to be a bit more Dick Formal.
A person who is Dick Casual is tends to be quite casual around dick.
In terms of men, being Dick Casual doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. It only means you are casual around dick.
In terms of ladies, being dick casual might be looked down upon within your gender group. Women may try to be a bit more Dick Formal.
Example 1:
Markarita: Yo. You gay? You a homo?
Mauricio: Na, just dick casual.
Example 2:
Popsee: Hey buddy I notice that you don't freak out anymore when penises pop up left and right on Chatroulette!
Seedsee: Yeah I know. I am so used to them now...I have become quite dick casual.
Example 3:
Jorge: Bro. Tonight's gonna be a total sausage fest. No girls at all! So many guys! AH!
Mercutio: Its all good man. I don't mind and I am perfectly secure with my straight sexuality too...
Jorge: wow...you're so dick casual.
Markarita: Yo. You gay? You a homo?
Mauricio: Na, just dick casual.
Example 2:
Popsee: Hey buddy I notice that you don't freak out anymore when penises pop up left and right on Chatroulette!
Seedsee: Yeah I know. I am so used to them now...I have become quite dick casual.
Example 3:
Jorge: Bro. Tonight's gonna be a total sausage fest. No girls at all! So many guys! AH!
Mercutio: Its all good man. I don't mind and I am perfectly secure with my straight sexuality too...
Jorge: wow...you're so dick casual.
by Jericho Machiavelli September 7, 2010