Definitions by Jeremy van foreskin
The bum sniper
An urban Scottish legend who preys on women at night. He’s usually seen bollock naked with a gas mask on. He catches his prey by blowing paralysis darts on his preys bum cheeks.
“Boss I can’t come into work today as my arse is in tatteres, restricting me from sitting down, this was the handiwork of the bum sniper.”
The bum sniper by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022
Rumpus
Rumpus by Jeremy van foreskin October 19, 2022