stuce

a person who is a very stupid douche bag, or an act of very stupid douche bagness. Also used an adjective to describe something as such.
God, you are being such a stuce today
by Jeremy Meadows, creator of word December 27, 2006
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whubs

I love my whubs, he’s so much better than my real husband.
by Jeremy Meadows, creator of word November 19, 2018
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