1 definition by Jeremy Danger
The University of Utah is a college in Salt Lake City, Utah. It offers the thrilling lifestyle of living in a desolate wasteland surrounded by Mormons, and the academic prestige of a community college. But, hey, at least it's cheap.
Student: Are you going to the party tonight?
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
Friend: Party? We're in Utah.
Student: Oh yeah, well I guess we can study for class.
Friend: Why bother? A degree from the University of Utah is ignored outside of Utah, but not needed inside Utah where you can easily get a job from one of your four thousand uncles.
by Jeremy Danger November 25, 2009