2 definitions by Jenno the strayan cunt

The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
Woman #1 hey that guys a fucken drunk Australian

Woman #2 yeah at least we're not his son
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018
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The little bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed by the drunk Australian it destroys a lil bitch boys hopes and dreams with a single smack across the jaw
Father FUCK SAKE TIM YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD AT ANYTHING!

Timmy Please dad nooo, not the lil bitch boy backhand please nooooo
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018
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