Sexquation

Two or more desirable occurrences linked by mathematical operations whose end result is sex.

"That guy over there is a great sexquation!
Nice eyes + great smile x intelligence = ravish me silly"

by Jennifer Notch November 15, 2005

masturbathe

The act of masturbating while bathing.

Last night, I masturbathed and it was so relaxing.

by Jennifer Notch May 31, 2005