masturbathe

The act of masturbating while bathing.

Last night, I masturbathed and it was so relaxing.

by Jennifer Notch June 5, 2005

Sexquation

Two or more desirable occurrences linked by mathematical operations whose end result is sex.

"That guy over there is a great sexquation!
Nice eyes + great smile x intelligence = ravish me silly"

by Jennifer Notch November 16, 2005