3 definitions by Jennifer Goldberg

text massages

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 9, 2008

sick couch

the conversion of your couch into an area that you can relax on while you are sick. you must put a blanket down under you and a blanket over you. usually a sick couch is near or facing a tv. see coalie from the real world denver for more information.

"what can we do to make her feel at home while she is sick?"
"make her a sick couch"

OR

"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."

by Jennifer Goldberg March 25, 2007

durious

a higher degree of furious. DURIOUS means more angry.

"My roommate is banging in the room and there is bed displacement. I AM DURIOUS!!!"

by Jennifer Goldberg March 26, 2007