Of, or pertaining to a muff that is so ridiculously large it busts in your face as you try to go down.
by Jenna Tolls May 06, 2006
1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
Of or pertaining to sapphic relations; a woman who finds herself performing cunnilingus; female, same-sex relations.
by Jenna Tolls October 24, 2006
As far as I am concerned (being female and all) it is immediate gratification. Usually expidiated with the assistance of a dildo, vibrator or the good 'ol finger trick.
by Jenna Tolls May 06, 2006