Definitions by Jenna Tolls

textertain 

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity

Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.

textertain by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

Muff Piggy 

Of or pertaining to sapphic relations; a woman who finds herself performing cunnilingus; female, same-sex relations.

That Ashley, she is such a muff piggy.
Look at the girl, she is without a doubt a muff piggy.

Muff Piggy by Jenna Tolls October 24, 2006

instant pleasure 

As far as I am concerned (being female and all) it is immediate gratification. Usually expidiated with the assistance of a dildo, vibrator or the good 'ol finger trick.

Ashley received instant pleasure after double clicking her mouse.

instant pleasure by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006

muff buster 

Of, or pertaining to a muff that is so ridiculously large it busts in your face as you try to go down.

Kasia's bush is a muff buster. Kasia's rug muff busted in Justin's face.

muff buster by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006