Definitions by Jenbum & D-dogg

Assfirmations 

noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.

Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).

Assfirmations by Jenbum & D-dogg October 15, 2008