Jen Burke's definitions

Bitchmop

bitch*mop n. 1. Douchebag of the custodial variety. 2. The quality or property of being a bitchmop. 3. A person having a negative and/or snottish attitude that needs cleaning up. 4. Literal: a bitch who is mopping. slang 1. Used as an adjectival expletive or a form of direct address as in: YO, BITCHMOP.

"Man, those emo-hipster wannabes are such bitchmops."

or

"YO, BITCHMOP. GET OVER HERE."

by Jen Burke April 18, 2006