2 definitions by Jeffrey V. from VA

ass basket

the after effects of sharding creating a dried crusty lining of one's under garments.

After teh tour de france the ass basket on lance armstrong's suit was apparent

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)