Definitions by Jeffrey James

P.H.I.L.F. 

Pregnant Hottie I'd Like to Fuck

Now that she is pregnant again, Karen has gone from a M.I.L.F. to a P.H.I.L.F. in my book.

P.H.I.L.F. by Jeffrey James January 20, 2009

faucet crotch 

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

faucet crotch by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008