Definitions by Jeffrey Helmstein

baldifier

A low-tier bed wars player. Gets boosted hard by Cund and is hated by the whole bed wars community. Also is a hardcore edater.

This one time I saw a Baldifier in bed wars. Absolutely vile.

Merch

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.

Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

Merch