dunkie

The smallest possible size of poop able to be naturally excreted from the anus.

I have the dunkies again

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

testiscoliosis

When said person has grown a pair of nuts on his/her back.

kid: hey mom, what's wrong with your back?
mom: well son, it's what they call testiscoliosis.
kid:why?
mom: I was at woodstock with a gnome

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003