Definitions by Jeff ha ha

behotchkinson's disease 

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

behotchkinson's disease by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

schlimmie by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

honky tonk 

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

honky tonk by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003