Definitions by Jeff ha ha

behotchkinson's disease 

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

behotchkinson's disease by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

schlimmie by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

salami cop 

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

salami cop by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003