Jeff Phillips's definitions

anal reaper

someone who sneaks up behind someone and reaps the anal cavity of all its crust and then disapperas into the night

holy fuck i got visited by the anal reaper last night and my sheets are stained of blood

by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006

japanese 2x4

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.

Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4

by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006