Definitions by Jeff Phillips

japanese 2x4

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.

Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4

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someone who sneaks up behind someone and reaps the anal cavity of all its crust and then disapperas into the night

holy fuck i got visited by the anal reaper last night and my sheets are stained of blood