Definitions by Jeff DuffKnee

Blind Unicorn 

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

Blind Unicorn by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

Dolphin claw 

While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.

I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw

Dolphin claw by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005