Definitions by Jeff Bagwell

Bastard

child with unwed parents who make sweet loving without the idea of making a child, the child is often unwanted and throw in a trash can in the hood

wesley is a bastard because he ironically was the ring bearer at his own parents wedding. thats some drawin shit

Bastard by Jeff Bagwell August 19, 2005

churpse 

excessive unsolicited touching; too much hugging

Stop churpsing that girl, she's not having it.

churpse by Jeff Bagwell May 12, 2003