Jazzy Spazzi's definitions

margo

A transvestite or transexual (usually French).

Check the nick of that Margo!

by Jazzy Spazzi October 10, 2005

menage

Scottish slang: A particularly straightforward savings club usually operated by friends or work colleagues.

She couldnae run a menage

by Jazzy Spazzi December 21, 2004

stookie

A rigid dressing, usually made of gauze and plaster of Paris, used to immobilize an injured body part, as in a fracture or dislocation. Also called plaster cast.

Gonnae let me right a menshie oan yer stookie?

by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004

menshie

A word used to describe a form of graffiti usually conducted by Glasgow Neds.

Gonnae let me write a menshie oan yer stookie?

by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004

vimy

An alternative spelling of the word cunt.

Derived from using the letters left of C,U,N and T on the qwerty keyboard.

Gonna shut yer vimy yer causing a draught!

by Jazzy Spazzi October 25, 2004

trotters

A slang term for the toes or fingers of a montic.

Gonnae tak aff yer tartan troosers and git yer trotters wash'd in that pail.

by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004

Addictionary

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions of obscure or made-up words.

Tony is suffering from addictionary. He keeps making up words like shereen and carte d'or.

by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004