9 definitions by Jazzy Spazzi

montic

A general insult or term of endearment for our less fortunate handicapped friends.

Derived from the words mongo and spastic.

Ahww, look at aw the wee montics in their tartan suits.

by Jazzy Spazzi October 16, 2004

menshie

A word used to describe a form of graffiti usually conducted by Glasgow Neds.

Gonnae let me write a menshie oan yer stookie?

by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004

Addictionary

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions of obscure or made-up words.

Tony is suffering from addictionary. He keeps making up words like shereen and carte d'or.

by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004

vimy

An alternative spelling of the word cunt.

Derived from using the letters left of C,U,N and T on the qwerty keyboard.

Gonna shut yer vimy yer causing a draught!

by Jazzy Spazzi October 25, 2004

stookie

A rigid dressing, usually made of gauze and plaster of Paris, used to immobilize an injured body part, as in a fracture or dislocation. Also called plaster cast.

Gonnae let me right a menshie oan yer stookie?

by Jazzy Spazzi December 10, 2004

margo

A transvestite or transexual (usually French).

Check the nick of that Margo!

by Jazzy Spazzi October 8, 2005

cuntos

The greek word for cunt

You are a pure cuntos

by Jazzy Spazzi October 19, 2004