Definitions by Jay. Bird

Bunt Goblin

a term for a person that bunts (hits the spherical ball an abysmal length in front of the pitcher) in the NKL (National Kickball League) in the sport of kickball. People who do this are refrenced to the mythical creature known as a goblin.

Person 1: "Guys move back, this dude can kick far."

Hitter: *Bunts*

Person 1: "Nevermind, he's just a bunt goblin."

Bunt Goblin by Jay. Bird June 17, 2026

JPL

The absolute GOAT. Insane at wrestling, skateboarding, and being an outstanding and standup guy. Probably the funniest guy you'll ever meet.

"Yo, did you hear JPL placed in states?"

"Of course he did, he's the GOAT"

JPL by Jay. Bird March 2, 2026