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Brayden

A bitch, usually a name given to someone who will go no where in life, or take a meaningless job as someone's assistant. (Secretary, Physicians Assistant, Etc) A Brayden is usually not the brightest bulb in the Christmas Tree, and is often described as a "klutz". Brayden's are very accident prone, and complain about very light injurys, and sometimes take months off work for a headache. Brayden's often die alone, and are too ugly to be loved by anyone.

Jim: "Can you please hire me an assistant to do the meaningless work? Preferably a bitch"
Carl: "someone named Brayden applied"
Jim: "Perfect!"

by Jay crazle May 13, 2016