Jay Whalen's definitions

monocles

A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec

"arrgh, where be me monocles?"

by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006

affro

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
2 parts Applejack brandy
1 part cola
1 part lemon juice

"My affro's is busted kid!"

by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006