Definitions by Jay Stevens

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

PGD 

Pretty Girl Discount: Prefential treatment given to a female by members of the opposite sex.

"They were going to give me an extra installation charge, but I smiled and got the PGD".

PGD by Jay Stevens January 17, 2006