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N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 9, 2009
Get the Disco Sauce mug.Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009
Get the Murphy-tastic mug.N. Glasses. Derived from the name of the singer Buddy Holly.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 10, 2010
Get the Hollies mug.N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.
Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.
Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.
Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"
"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"
"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"
etc.
"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"
"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"
etc.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip April 8, 2010
Get the Sweet Industrial mug.(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.
Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.
**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.
**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."
"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"
"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"
"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 26, 2010
Get the Throw-up Cute mug.(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.
Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.
Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.
Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
Get the Proteini mug.N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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