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Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.
Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009
Get the Murphy-tastic mug.N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 9, 2009
Get the Disco Sauce mug.Adj. Of or relating to Dracula or, more generally, vampires. Scary, hot, bloodsucking, sparkly, etc.
Perhaps, also, a really cool potential band name.
Perhaps, also, a really cool potential band name.
1. Bill: This sky is so dark it makes me think of Transylvania.
Alan: It is draculactic indeed.
2.Suzanne: His teeth are sharp. Draculactic really.
3.Angie: Woo! Draculactic is my favorite band!
(Maybe?)
Alan: It is draculactic indeed.
2.Suzanne: His teeth are sharp. Draculactic really.
3.Angie: Woo! Draculactic is my favorite band!
(Maybe?)
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 6, 2010
Get the Draculactic mug.N. A cocktail containing one part orange soda and one part beer.
Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
"Is Sandy over on her mobile-home porch, drinking trailermosas?"
"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip June 20, 2011
Get the Trailermosa mug.N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
Get the Mexican Cereal mug.(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.
Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.
Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.
Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
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1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
Andrew: Where's Sheila?
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way
Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way
Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 29, 2011
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