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Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
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Catoholic

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010
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Trailermosa

N. A cocktail containing one part orange soda and one part beer.

Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
"Is Sandy over on her mobile-home porch, drinking trailermosas?"

"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip June 20, 2011
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Infinity-way

N. (ĭn-fĭn'ĭ-tē-wā)
1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
Andrew: Where's Sheila?
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way

Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 29, 2011
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Draculactic

Adj. Of or relating to Dracula or, more generally, vampires. Scary, hot, bloodsucking, sparkly, etc.

Perhaps, also, a really cool potential band name.
1. Bill: This sky is so dark it makes me think of Transylvania.

Alan: It is draculactic indeed.

2.Suzanne: His teeth are sharp. Draculactic really.

3.Angie: Woo! Draculactic is my favorite band!

(Maybe?)
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 6, 2010
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Hollies

N. Glasses. Derived from the name of the singer Buddy Holly.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
"He doesn't look the same without hollies on."

"Where can I get a pair of hollies like that?"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 10, 2010
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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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