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Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
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Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
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Hollies

N. Glasses. Derived from the name of the singer Buddy Holly.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
"He doesn't look the same without hollies on."

"Where can I get a pair of hollies like that?"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 10, 2010
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Clarks

N. Glasses. Derived from the character, Clark Kent (of "Superman" fame). These glasses are black, plastic, thick frames of the wayfarer persuasion.

Recently have grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
Amelia: Look at that guy's glasses. He's such a nerd.
Jadon: He's not a nerd! Those are genuine clarks!
Amelia: I love him now!!!!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 5, 2010
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Trailermosa

N. A cocktail containing one part orange soda and one part beer.

Modeled after the more distinguished and sophisticated "Mimosa" which contains orange juice and champagne.
Trailermosas are commonly consumed in the warm summer months at highly impoverished locations by lower-class people.
"Is Sandy over on her mobile-home porch, drinking trailermosas?"

"Come on over to my trailer court for cocktails; we've got trailermosas!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip June 20, 2011
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Sweet Industrial

N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.

Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.

Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"

"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"

"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"

etc.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip April 8, 2010
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Flap

(N) A whore. Derived from the region of the vagina called the labia.

The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.

Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.

It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.

(Adj) Flappy

(Adv) Flappily
"Do you see Marie over there excessively kissing her new boyfriend. That woman is quite the flap."

"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"

"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 31, 2009
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