Skip to main content

Jay Jay Cool Whip's definitions

Disco Sauce

N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.

It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
Trevor: How do you make a tissue dance?
Jadon: Put a little disco sauce in it.
Both: LOLOLOL
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 9, 2009
mugGet the Disco Saucemug.

Throw-up Cute

(Adj.) Used to describe that level of adorability at which point one may throw-up due to such cuteness. Really sweet, freakin' adorable, Precious, etc.

Items of such a level may include baby animals, whimsically colored anything, flowers, and even a pair of people dating.

**Please note that these items do not induce actual vomit.
"Those puppies are playing inside a giant bubble filled with ice cream! That sure is throw-up cute."

"My mom just had kittens instead of babies! They are throw-up cute!"

"Aw: the couplage of Tommy and Jane is sooo throw-up cute"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 26, 2010
mugGet the Throw-up Cutemug.

Sweet Industrial

N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.

Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.

Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"

"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"

"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"

etc.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip April 8, 2010
mugGet the Sweet Industrialmug.

Catoholic

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010
mugGet the Catoholicmug.

Mexican Cereal

N. Basically like normal cereal, but this time with South-of-the-Border fun. Replace cereal with corn chips. Replace Milk with Salsa. Pour in bowl and eat. It is a delicious way to enjoy the flavors of Mexico.
Linda: I want breakfast, but I'm so tired of boring American cereals.
Antoine: Don't fret, try this Mexican Cereal!
Both: Mmmmm!
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 27, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Cerealmug.

Proteini

(N.) a protein shake wherein milk is substituted with Bailey's liqueur.

Derives from the alcoholic beverage martini.
Jeff: How is Kevin so drunk, yet buff?
Mikal: He's been drinking a lot of Proteinis.

Mrs. Van Waltenberg: Darling, can you get me a martini?
Darling: It's 8am! Here, have this proteini.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 15, 2011
mugGet the Proteinimug.

Hollies

N. Glasses. Derived from the name of the singer Buddy Holly.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
"He doesn't look the same without hollies on."

"Where can I get a pair of hollies like that?"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 10, 2010
mugGet the Holliesmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email