Definitions by Jay Jarvis

The Lachlan Jarvis 

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

The Lachlan Jarvis by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis 

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

The Lachlan Jarvis by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024