Definitions by Jason Spires

The ABC 

The space between a man's scrotum and anus: The Asshole-Ball-Connector

"Dude, if you don't like it you can lick my ABC!"

The ABC by Jason Spires April 19, 2004

The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.

"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."

The upper deck by Jason Spires April 19, 2004

goat brains 

When a guy exposes only his nuts above the waistline of his pants.

A guy says,"Bro, Have you ever seen goat brains before?" (while holding the exposed nuts in one hand, and pointing with the other"

goat brains by Jason Spires April 19, 2004