piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.

A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Beeriod

See "hangover". Feeling like shit after a long night of drinking.

A bloody mary should cure my beeriod.

by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003